when the car:
1) hits the kerb
2) is still stationary even when the traffic light has turned green for 5 seconds already
3) rolls down quite ALOT on a slope
4) stalls in the middle of a cross junction
5) fails to stop for pedestrians
6) goes in a zig-zag, 'in and out' fashion and never straight
7) doesn't keep to the right lane when making a turn
8) thinks that it owns the entire Singapore Road
9) only goes at 50km/hr
10) and lastly, when you can hear horns everywhere -east,west,south, north
Beware of me. I'm not a safe driver.